It's just not fair, how you white people suffer.

It crashed so hard, the wheels bent into different wheels!

Can you imagine the frustration of sacrificing four years of your life in pursuit of your dream to be the best in the world, only to have all that sacrifice and progress rendered moot by an uncooperative, Russian winter?

"Spun a wheel and only broke her ankle? Cadela."

As you know, your Kinja blog will upgrade to our latest design on October 18 at 6AM EDT. To ensure that all of your posting history is carried forward, please recommend this post. Failing to do so will result in the deletion of your account at the time of the upgrade. I agree that it is a stupid and pointless…

goddammit

Animal life is all about "survival of the fittest". So how did we survive? By beating up cheetahs in the African plains? By climbing higher than jaguars? By out-jumping a lion on the hunt? By outsprinting a hyena? By out-burpeeing an ape?

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