Seriously? You are like the small, white (I'm guessing), real-life version of Precious.
Seriously? You are like the small, white (I'm guessing), real-life version of Precious.
Can't Find The RAGE DUAN:
Obviously if Vick ever makes a crucial play they'll follow it up with one of those insufferable Sarah McLachlin ASPCA commercials.
Meanwhile the last two points of Eddie Griffin's license came on a silly Jose Cuervo no-look railroad slamma-jamma.
NHL Official: In 59th place, with 1,830 votes is...Robert Paulson?
Wunderbar.
"So the white man decided to compromise and the black man lost? Some things never change."
I was hoping to get something along the "So bad it's good" route by trying to compare losing a million dollars to never walking again. A bit of arson, murder and jaywalking. The accidental check part was really just a means to an end to connect the two stories
Funny you should say that - seeing as how I'm like 15 years younger than everyone else on here and sheltered to boot, I have to Google pretty much every joke with more than three +1s to get it. I guess I forgot that I'm not everyone.
Funny thing about that story - I originally thought "wow nobody's gonna be able to take a crack at this" until I saw accidental check and for some reason thought of a mid-90s Disney Channel Original Movie and thought "yeah, I think that could actually work".
Where Did I Go DUAN:
You think he had it bad? I lost a million dollars!
+1, Damn you.
Sherlock DUAN:
+1, you sad sad bastard.
Late DUAN:
Songs You Hate But Can't Stop Listening To DUAN:
Black DUANs, White Chicks:
As the resident dubhead, let me just say that judging dubstep based on Skrillex is like judging rock based on Nickelback or metal based on Korn.
I Am Posting This Every Day Until Friday DUAN: