So... it's not ironic that Jews drive Mercedes. But what about BMWs?

Apparently so.

I'll say one-and-a-quarter. the one comes from getting T-boned in my mother's car, the quarter comes from having some teenager cut across my lane to make a turn, but the car still worked and was a piece of shit anyway.

How many did it take to constitute abuse? 3, 30 or 300? Also, were you drunk at the time or wanted to see how far you could go?

Can we get the story behind the lifetime ban from Hertz?

If you're going, you have to tell us what you drove to your reunion.

More "because death wish" than "because racecar".

Damn, now I want some pineapple. But since I don't really matter, does that mean some girl is gonna end up getting trolled on the internet?

Cock-flavored spit kills me every time, and how Lana keeps saying "What?" every 10 seconds after Archer takes the first guy's face off.

Second-Chances DUAN:

Please tell me you can find a youtube link for that, it would make my afternoon.

Am I the first person to think of Cowboy Bebop?

I know one that wants it even more.

What style guide can I find that in? That's an interesting tidbit.

Power went down, and yet interior quality seemed to go way up...hmmmm...

I am disproportionately looking forward to bald-from-chemo, IV-stand-dragging Archer.

Yeah, I decided to check oppositelock and tips after I posted and found that post too. But my edit still stands.

What, no hat tip?

I love this series so much. Could we get a Jalopnik-face-guy (does he have a name?) on the car somewhere? That would be awesome.

Yeah, about that Blindfold Bracket...