I thought the exact same thing...well, about the Mexican Jews, not the lazy part.

"Fuck it, we'll do it live! What, we are live?"

Give up Deadspin, it'll give you a good reason to swear around your coworkers.

For future reference, please don't use the words "sexbot" and "came" so close to each other without some significantly raunchier reading.

That's not exactly true. S3 itself doesn't support CNAMEs, because it's not a DNS host, but you can certainly set up a CNAME to point to an S3 bucket from your DNS host like so.

Just an FYI: Until recently (like this-week-type recently) Lastpass had a major flaw in its infrastructure.

If the heart-click button worked right now I'd totally give you one.

This has been on my mind for a while now, but I've just now had a reason to ask: How is an urban planning degree useful today? I mean, new locations to put things like stadiums and open-air shopping centers is pretty much zero nowadays in big cities, and even in small cities pretty much everything the local populace…

I think someone topped that wagon off with a little something extra...

It does have an "actual thumb", of sorts. It uses a solenoid to depress a standard-issue Jeopardy buzzer.

I feel slightly relieved and slightly gypped since I originally read it as Jessica Simpson catching the restaurant-size can of beatdown.

#cotdnominations

I'm pretty sure you do beatboxing with your mouth.

I am so glad I'm not a physics major right now; the knowledge that the whole universe conspires against your degree if you think small enough would be just too much for me.

Same reason basketball is a sport: it's relatively easy to get into, the rules are simple enough to follow easily, and it's hard enough to do well consistently.

HE...COULD...GO...ALL...THE...WAYYYYYYYYY

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First ting I thought of, glad someone else's been coming here as long as I have.

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