But masturbating with a banana peel is safest of all, right?

"The NeXXXt Generation". Come on, that was just laying there, legs akimbo, and they go for "The Next Generation, A XXX Parody"? Darn kids, never put any creativity into anything anymore...

@darkgroove:

@57Channels: I'm gonna get you started - Ess-queue-ell or sequel?

@Bender44: Don't listen to him. I also wonder what group of black people felt the need to go to a place that only has like four hours of sun in the winter to get eaten by polar bears as well.

@Arbron: But how do I know if my i5 is gen-1 or gen-2?

So how do we know if we've been affected?

Boooo! Atlanta meetup!

@LeonJoe: Does jerking off count?

@AMG=All Money Gone: I call bullshit. You can get a not-beat-to-shit AMG CLK for less than 20 grand? Where?

Speaking of whale bukkake, this reminds me of a book I once read where the female protagonist became a lesbian after two whales mistook her boat as an...amorous partner. Also the whale was a ship for aliens or some shit like that.

@chilicoke: I was thinking of this EXACT picture, if I wasn't away from my GIFs I woulda posted it myself.

After much debate, the U.S. accepts, and hands over all of its African Americans - in chains - on MLK day

@IamVerificationImage: They brought him back to the present, when they found that the world went right back to Jim Crow and the black kid's white friend didn't like him anymore, so MLK went back to the past to get shot and set the timeline right.

@cliffjxn1: Now I want to see a Spider-Man porno where Mary Jane gets bukkake'd with the web shooters.

The first scene is so unnecessary but I can't stop laughing at it.

Nuh-uh. I refuse to be a Virgo again.

I'd rather hear about what is up with how he runs over the trunk of the same car like six times. Are they gonna go over that in the movie?

@adamawang: Are you a prophet?

Polar bear, more like ho-lar bear, amirite?