@ManchuCandidate: I'm so glad I wasn't the only person to think of this.

Aw come on, I sent this tip in yesterday, I can't get a hat tip?

@Lawdog: What do you have against cranberries? They're not my favorite fruit, but they're not bad.

@Zinger314: What? u-sub is the easiest part of calculus.

Can anyone see the alien sex video on the linked page? I've tried multiple computers and clearing my cache multiple times but nada.

@OMG! Chuck Norris!: THAT'S RACIST!

This whole article makes me want a cigarette.

@dantheman12:

I thought green came half a second after amber, which is why .500 is a perfect R/T?

@RandomArt: It sounds like you think that's a bad thing.

Even on a video game Ken Block can't get it in one take. Why doesn't he just restart like the rest of us?

@SkipErnst: He was my calculus professor. I wish I could've used him on my tests.

Apparently this guy got it, and it looks like he signed up for twitter just for this, too.

That teapot looks like it could use some coffee.

@rebeldevil: The Fanatec Clubsport pedal set doesn't use a linear spring for the brake, and uses ABS in supported games, it's only like $200.

@collex: 14 is Green Goblin and I'm pretty sure 40 is Deadpool.

I know how he feels; I was up till 4AM finishing homework... and had to get up at 7.

Why not just use a free VPN service?