He looks kinda Mike Meyers, which makes this feel like an Austin Powers deleted scene, which is kinda nice.

@Nzad: I would say that I was never on a plane with a terrorist before these new procedures.

@Ash78 never wipes boogers above the urinal: This comment was great until you got to how many people could touch your son's junk. Then it got better.

@sirbasilfawlty: I don't think anyone's giving the TSA shit for implementing the policies in this situation (I'm not, but I still wouldn't go through a full pat-down), I think they're giving them shit because of what he had to go through to leave.

TETSUOOOOOOOO!

@Sheccid: We just got onto triple integrals, and I need to learn it by my test next Wednesday. I guess I'll need an hour.

@oogabubchub: If you could use a little boost on the essay, just write more.

@John: GodDAMMIT, this is AMERICA. SPEAK AMERICAN.

This car was the best part of Transformers 1 to me. Even though it doesn't have a supercharger anymore, I still gotta vote NP.

@theose: There were 11 replies to your comment before I responded. Heavy.

@silvine: Actually, that's because in the old days the cashiers would just pocket the money instead of put it into the till if it was even currency, like $20. If it's $19.99, that would be a lot of change rustling around in their pockets. Or something like that, it's been awhile since I heard it.

Why exactly does the coefficient of performance of heat pumps decrease with an increase in the pressure differential? If you were using a heat pump where it was 100 degrees celsius outside and 0 degrees celsius inside, wouldn't that be a lot easier for the pump to do than if the outside was 20 degrees and the inside…

I wish I could make my Windows button actually do something, but Ubuntu has a built-in "Show Desktop" icon, so I'm sure that it can't be that uncommon.

@ObiHaiv: I shouldn't laugh at that, but that's hilarious.

Jesus, even Japan's robot pop stars have stupid hairdos.

@Richard J Żak: ...Until it fails.

@Ray Wert: How can you determine which computers have voted already? User Agents would be worthless and I'm pretty sure you can't collect MAC addresses over the net.

@Stueymon: I wanna say pics or it didn't happen, but that's too squicky for me to comprehend right now.