@Timbojhatesyou: But you ain't a crip, though?

@Curves: Why would you want to transscribe the appearance of the scars in a text file?

@Salacion: Sometimes you're going to have to be away from the internet.

@No.humor: There should be, I've heard the next one is supposed to come out in January.

@nolabar10der: Really? I'm on some low-level Toshiba and it works almost perfectly, if the battery level is below critical when I try to suspend it just kicks the machine back to life again.

@Propelnox: Goddamn, what do you even need that much encryption for? My porn's just in a Twofish container.

@BrazenHussy: A main character or just someone in the background? And it's too bad you weren't friends with Token Black Guy, we'll never see him again.

@lilalienpup: I've actually had it. Tastes as grape-y as you might imagine.

@PaddyLocke: Essentially yes; KillerBee's command will wipe everything on a Windows computer's boot disk, whereas mine will wipe everything off a UNIX computer's boot disk - not just OSX, but Linux, BSD, etc.

@sudosudont: Your name makes your comment for me.

@KillerBee: sudo rm -rf /

@00MustangGT: That last one at the end was a Corvette? I didn't get a good look at it, but I thought it was a 360/430. I also wondered how a "fake doctor" gets that kind of money, but it's television.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.2: Goddamnit.

@geekymitch: You've heard of "Fair Use", right? You can essentially use whatever you want when you're making a parody of it...and I'm guessing this would count.

@otus: You might not ever release if it's as bad as I think it is.

I think we've all missed the major surprise in this post, which is that Chamillionaire is a CEO of a startup. What is it, and how can I find out more?

It also apparently had an on-off switch for an accelerator, and wonky handling. Don't get me wrong, getting away with 90 in a 55 with nobody else around because you're in a Volvo sounds sweet to me too, but for what would most likely be $41k+with tax you'd be better off buying a M3. Plus, who cares what the people…

@parabellum2000: Every Friday night, instead of going out I just find a car full of girls and drift around them, hoping one of them will gave me the digits.

@Paul Brosius: He didn't; that was the problem.

Since I probably won't win this, all I have to say is "Fuck you too Ray, and why don't you hire an Atlanta intern?"