@RamblinReck89: But I was thinking it first!

@e30m3: They'll only need one, but it will be me, somewhat unfortunately.

@loafing: I am so glad I am not the only one who went to this when they saw Poison was on the roster.

@Walking Eye!:The Business-Casual Gamer: Oh God. It's worse than I could have possibly imagined.

@Dr Emilio Lizardo: The absolute worst is when you get doped with it unsuspectingly and have to go through it again, along with not being able to get to sleep that night. I mean seriously, who puts caffeine in their Sprite knockoff?!

@killah101: Step 4: Sell information to advertisers.

@KefkaticFanatic: d/l link in the description. Thank me later; now we trolololo.

"Ahem, the fifth anniversary's usually celebrated with wood."

@geekymitch: Hey, toggle my dongle.

I wish Clear would actually give me speeds anywhere near what they promised. I've got the 6Mbps unlimited plan but even with full reception I'm lucky to get 2Mbps down.

@CatStampFever: Mister Thompson? Is that you

There's spammers inside the Georgia State Capitol. There's a bad lawmaker joke here but I just can't put my finger on it.

Garamond makes everything classy.

I remember an easier way to get money from an ATM than this; if you knew the maintenance code for the machine (of which I believe that there are like five or six for all ATM machines) you could change what the machine thinks are the locations for twenties and hundreds, so you could take out $400 but only have your…

@JB2K- Algebra Charms! They're Logically Delicious!: I feel so validated to know that I'm not the only one.

@Shinji F: I want a link.

Pah, I took a video of an honest-to-god liveried cop car drifting (or at least trying to).

@Bramsey89: Or running linux. 10.1 on Lucid makes firefox freeze every 8-10 seconds.

@Jerm Deeks: But they're not really for you, they're for teenage dipshits that want to smoke to look cool or fit in.

@JawzX2: Since V8s usually displace so much, wouldn't the issue of turbo lag be pretty much nonexistent with them? I mean, an LS3 displaces a little more than double a 2JZ so if a turbo that can make 600hp in a 2JZ spools at about 4500 RPM, wouldn't the same turbo spool at about half that or does it not scale…