@benmoo: I thought supers were useless at low revs, which is why they're usually on V8s which have enough grunt down low anyway?

@MizJenkins: Sure, but that's besides the point. You wouldn't like jokes being made against small-breasted women, essentially doing the same against men just because they're men is a double standard.

Damn frooch, you're getting pigeonholed with these posts.

Sure, but I'll need the count machine onahole, conduct a study of my own.

I didn't even know Astro Boy had come out already. And I'm glad that The Spirit was a flop, that movie was garbage.

I just wanna know if I can shoot lightning bolts out of my dick.

@BowlingForDollars: close, it was his brother Orack Bobama

As opposed to...how much that blowjob actually cost?

@bozoerrebbe: The American system which, according to Toqueville, "seems to divert their minds from the pursuit of science, literature, and the arts", and that our "exclusively commercial habits ... have singularly concurred to fix the mind of the American upon purely practical objects"? Which basically says since we…

@eien: I know, I'd much rather eat something that came from nature rather than from a lab somewhere, but I really dislike bananas.

@vapour: That is without a doubt my favorite episode.

@vinnyr: First, you said if they can "back one of my cars down the driveway", so we can assume anyone who wants to do this knows where you live.

@bozoerrebbe: American exceptionalism? Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that just a PC version of "Fuck every other country, they don't matter as much as we do"?

@Decad3nce: Wait, they don't realize that someone that should be shorter than them is towering over them? Or are we talking about on the dating site?

@treefiftyz: Don't forget the microphone.

@ninjamurf: I'm assuming that if they can start the car, they can put it into accessory mode instead, which disables the steering lock and allows you to select a gear without turning on the engine.

I really want Drake in TSA to be this world's Drake, just to put the WTF cherry on top of what's looking like a bad movie.

@eien: Is it just that I need potassium? I'd much rather pop a pill or find something else to eat than a banana.

Jesus, they tuned the horns and they were still off-key.

@vinnyr: Assuming they could start your car, they could just put it into neutral and roll it down without turning on the engine.