Really? How much does it cost to make a pachinko machine?

Never go full Texas!

Oh... You never go full Texas...

they’re super going to get around to that whole ‘providing healthcare for women’ thing, probably right after they cover making mental health services more accessible for people who may become mass shooters.

Looks like they decided to throw all sanity to the winds and went Full Texas.

I hadn’t been that angry in years. I had to fight back urges.

The biggest asshole I have ever encountered in real life was a greasy, disgusting 40+ year old man shopping with his walker using elderly mother who as they walked to their car was screaming at her to hurry up and called her a “Fucking cunt of a mother”. After he crammed the shopping bags in to the trunk, he slammed…

“The gruesome harvesting of baby body parts by Planned Parenthood will not be allowed in Texas and the barbaric practice must be brought to an end. As such, ending the Medicaid participation of Planned Parenthood affiliates in the State of Texas is another step in providing greater access to safe healthcare for women…

I wouldn’t admit to 700,000 counts of retail theft on kinja

Boom. Even cheaper...

Yeah. The cast iron rule is never comment on a woman’s pregnancy unless (a) she mentions it first, or (b) you are her obstetrician and are actually delivering the baby at the time.

First, assuming they are not trying to be an asshat. There would need to be an optional prequel seminar on Are you an Asshat and if so, Why Being an Asshat is Shitty.

So many. My non-pregnant friend just today got a pat on the tummy by a dude who asked her when she’s due. She’s a size 4.

A lot of people need this course.

Can we all just agree to avoid all remakes and assume they’re going to be shite and only watch them if they turn out to be good?

They are a new, deeper definition of dumb, beyond what humanity has conceived of thus far.