misanthropemime
Misanthrope Mime
misanthropemime

I’ve been told that my love for TRON is pure nostalgia.

I’ll admit, my love of the original made me love the sequel...

LOL this is going to be so awful.

Why can’t Nintendo get this IP right?!

I kind of like the idea of giving away who the father is at the very top. I can see it being fun to discover how they do end up together.

It’s the journey that matters, right? Not the final destination?

The best encapsulation of the racist double standard these scumbags have: her dropping F-bombs left and right, but scolding the crowd for chanting “shame!” and thereby with racist logic that its the crowd who’s setting a bad example for their kids.

An acting teacher once said, “Do you want to ‘make it?’ Then be independently wealthy or be the son/daughter of a famous actor. Otherwise, you should quit now because it won’t happen.”

His words ring truer each passing year...

I’m actually with Disney on this one. I would hope Tessa and Taika’s relationship is a healthy, consensual affair - but a big time director making out with his actor can be easily misconstruedin today’s #metoo environment*.

You can’t publicly make-out with your direct reports at the office, now can you? It’s the same

Pretty sure you downplayed it because of your privilege

I’ll go one step further. Let’s give these dipshits their own country. Let’s give’em, oh I dunno, Northern California.

They can have no healthcare there, absolutely no gun laws, no taxes, no abortion access, a full-on trickle-down economy, no welfare, etc. Basically the GOP voter’s fever dream. We’ll call it

He didn’t teach us to hate each other.

He taught his already racist, ignorant base to hate others.

Instead of donating $1,000 to this sinister cause, Chip could have had another “uncomfortable conversation”—with his sister.

Amen.

I’ve been saying if white people want to be allies, if they want to help BLM, fix our racist systems, then they need to cool it with the hashtags, the pat-on-the-back marches, etc.

Two

I mean... are we surprised about this from these homophobe dipshits?

Bigotry towards groups is like potato chips: you can’t just hate one.

Yeah, it’s always interesting to me that the ones crying out for “all of us to just get along” or “why can’t we be friends despite our political beliefs” are the same people who hold regressive, authoritarian, bigoted views.

Like, no. I won’t do charity work to mend your miserable, lonely existence because you insist

One of her fans should donate 47 cents to Khloe to compensate her for the money she’ll lose out on making as a result of this photo.

Oof. What a well-written and well-performed sketch...until Pete Davidson shows up. Tanks the whole thing. His lackadaisical shtick was never funny to begin with and the joke of the bit shouldn’t be his half-hearted approach to it. Ugh, why is he still on this show?

It’s fairly obvious to me that he picks Rachael (yuck). Question is, does he stay with her despite her being, at best, a casual racist and having Trump supporting parents?

I will never buy at a dealer ever again (so I guess that leaves me with Tesla? or Carvana if I go the Used Car route...).

Salesman refused to give me my new car’s keys unless I sat there, typed out a positive review for him and the dealer, and he looked it over.

Not as egregious as what others have experienced,

We need to use this video as a recruitment tool to get right wing nutters obsessed with their guns.

“Looky here! THIS is a waaaay bigger and better way to compensate for your micro penis!”

Trump cancelling his election night party has shades of HRC cancelling her party immediately after Comey’s letter.

Don’t these leach BPA into food, or whatever’s contained in them?

I will always prefer glass containers.

If Fraternities/Sororities are tired of being misrepresented in this way, then they need to stop accepting racists.

All we know about Greek life, the bond these pledges form, the deep connections borne of, well frankly, trauma, the fact that they know everything there is to know about their pledges and vice versa, and