I've never heard it, but I'm sure it's as tasteful as that home run sculpture in their stadium.

Mike and Giancarlo?

Some kinda spicy synthesizer.

If he can't be the greatest president, he can at least be the last president! Everyone remembers that guy.

No, he means like in Temple of Doom, where Dr. Henry Jones went to India.

It was a Jim Breuer sketch on SNL. For full effect, you should bleat "Maa-aa-aan" like some accursed man-goat hybrid.

"Woo! It's the '80's! Do a bunch of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan!"

Yes, but of what nation?

"You Only Move Twice" should have been the Simpsons Movie.

All of his columns are garbage- there's an Automatic Friedman Op-Ed Generator if you want a laugh about how they're mostly garbage in a predictable fashion.

Nebraska!

Schools are always closed on Donald Trump Day, because he's got no class.

Then she'd write a song about your relationship, and you'd be all, "But Bruce Springsteen already has a song about Power Thirteen!", and she's all, " Ugh, who listens to that old man's stupid music anyways?"

Punk legend Joe Strummer's non-guitar playing brother.

That live version of "Bad Seed" owns so fucking hard. That guitar SNARLS.

For starters, Survival of the Fattest (Fat Music Vol. 2) is the clear acme of the series. Author's pick Physical Fatness was an oddball one sandwiched between that and the (also superior) Life in the Fat Lane. To those who would deny the self-evident supremacy of Fat II, Propagandhi's "Nation States"* should be all…

Also my introduction to Joe Strummer's more eclectic post-Clash work- pretty sure no one in Rancid could say no to anything he wanted to put out. "X-Ray Style" is fairly at odds with the mostly Oi!-bands around it, but I dig it.

You got hosed. They were a couple bucks when they were brand new!

I hear babies crying / I watch them grow
They'll learn much more / than I'll ever know
And I think to myself… I should strike now while I still have the upper hand.

"Blue shells are just handouts, rewarding people for being slow racers!"