There's a good grilled pizza with harissa that's one of my go-tos when called upon to bring an appetizer.

Ten thousand!? We could almost buy our own turntables for that!

Not even by a bear?

Yep, I've seen them around PA. White with blue numbers, "TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION" at the bottom.

You're only calling them a cow college because they were founded by a cow!

This is all gold- I thought "But I didn’t get a chance to have many intellectual conversations with Vanilla Ice. [Laughs.] He kept mostly to himself." would be the highlight, but the Dylan story is a great one to end it on. I'll have to track down the MST3K Quest of the Delta Knights, which has the dubious honor of…

Even if you don't have any questions, you could pull out a Chinese take out menu and ask him to read it with as much gravitas as possible if he's not busy with something else.

Transparency, duh.

I read and heartily endorse Timothy Snyder's On Tyranny. He outlines some common patterns that emerged in fascist regimes in the 1930's and communist regimes in the 1950's-1960's, including their abuse of language to cast themselves as unquestionably right- for instance, any disagreement is automatically referred to…

… Foxy like Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio's Maid Marian, or foxy like Monica Evans's Maid Marian?

Camus can do, too.

Wanna know something terrifying? If you spin a Windows 10 install disc backwards, you hear the voice of Satan. Even worse, if you spin it forwards, it installs Windows 10.

"What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?"

The real con was somehow convincing voters n spite of any realistic appraisal of his prior actions that he was not equally elite and unlikely to care about their interests. I mean, sure, he's a billionaire who's screwed over everyone he's employed outside his immediate family, but he doesn't use big words and eats…

I thought that's what the surgery went in there to remove?

They peacocked our democracy!

Well, if it's turtles all the way down, then they clearly need sewers all the way down to live in, growing progressively more mutated and more ninja with each descent.

I've got the apartment to myself this week, so it sounds like I just figured out what I'm doing Friday night.

A radio serial aired in daily ten-minute segments over the course of a year, with characters awkwardly shoe-horning in product placements for sodas and car brands that went out of business decades ago.

You're allowed one redhead per superhero movie, and Scarlet Witch won the coin toss.