Ernest Hemingway once wrote, "Captain America: Civil War was two hours, 27 minutes, and worth every frame." I agree with the first part.

Oh snap, I coulda been watching Babe: Pig in the City this whole time and no one told me!?!

I want to see Marvel / DC throw shade by expanding the others' universe without asking, like an unrelated scene after the next Spider-Man reboot where they show Jar-Jar Binks hanging out with Aquaman.

You make me Torvald, or you hurt!

I'll go to bat for the opening track with David Helfgott on piano.

Even NOFX makes fun of Crass on their live album.

Manzarek is pretty great in general. If The Doors aren't really your speed, he does a great piece of work on X's "The Worlds a Mess, It's In My Kiss".

Tom Waits' "Come On Up to the House". Charlie Musselwhite makes the harmonica cry and squeak like an old screen door.

Trump Cafe & Grille?

Business has been booming since he took over from Chuck.

Like 90% of AVC commenter profiles, this began as a gimmick account I would use for making obscure references. Eventually I got to lazy to keep it up and now I just use it to post humor from the Simpsons / Arrested Development / Mitch Hedberg that I have minimally modified to pass off as an original comment.

"Senator Frederick Durst (R-Fla) passed away at ninety-two, surrounded by his fourth wife, children, grand-children, and two great-grandchildren. After parleying a musical career into one in politics…"

He used to tweet stupid shit. He still does, but he used to, too.

I hope they still have Dax Jettster, or Jax Dettster, or Johnny Rockets or whatever-the-fuck.

We can't all be as clever as Spiro Agnew.

Well, they cared for some of their young. Kevin needs to get a dang job, and stop telling me the band is gonna make it.

Hey, Hitler may have done some terrible things in his life, but in the end he somewhat redeemed himself by being the guy who killed Hitler.

The White House.

Let's not sell the man* short- he wasn't real, his girlfriend wasn't real, said girlfriend's death wasn't real, and the subsequent marriage to said girlfriend's pal (not real) from Merrie Olde Englande was not real.

It was my favorite for a long time, but on the last re-read I was unable to get over the fact that Malachi Constant assaults Beatrice off-page.