I remember Meet The Deedles- I think one of the Fast and Furious guys was in it. Fast, not Furious. I never saw it, but my brother owned the soundtrack- Goldfinger, Reel Big Fish, and some Rivers Cuomo track from that time after Pinkerton, pre-Green Album when we were all looking forward to new Rivers Cuomo tracks.

"By God, 'tis Colonel Brandon's harpsichord!"

Then I'll trick them into putting the exclamation point after the number, so I can claim my $10! is actually $3,628,800.

"when it was first previewed, many people criticized the selected portrait, an author photo that’s been described as the "Georgian equivalent of airbrushing.' "

MalfunctioningEddie's not on board.

While a lady Doctor Who is a totally outrageous paradigm, I'd still like to call this hotline with some notes they should address. One, The Doctor needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever The Doctor's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's The Doctor"?…

It knows what it did.

Just as well, I have it on good authority that all the girls are slags and the beer tastes just like piss.

What a lamestain.

Is there an option of children's music? Like can I ask them to put on the Wiggles if my kid doesn't like what the band is playing that night?

Does John Glenn's time in the Senate count? Decorated veteran and astronaut is already amounting to more than most, but it's fair to say his celebrity as the first man to orbit the earth helped him get elected.

We should troll China by electing Jim Cummings and having him address their President in his Winnie the Pooh voice (the Darkwing Duck voice would be reserved for things like the State of the Union address)

Impossible, as evidence suggests all attractive red-haired women are drawn in by the raw, animal magnetism of Dennis Kucinich and his promises of free college and single-payer health care.

It's like that line in Muppet Amadeus, before Fozzie works himself to death trying to write a requiem mass perfect knock-knock joke for a funeral.

"It's called 'Great Job, Internet!', and it rocks the webzones,
Like a hip-hop remix bumpin' out your headphones
Collecting articles digital, AVC writing's vestigial.
It's the reposted content that's totally original!"

Dame Maggie Smith!

He was more wooden than Trevis!

Star Trek teaches us to accept people, whether they be black, white, Klingon, or even female!

"We are what we pretend to be"

I just hope that cartoon guy smiling and giving a thumbs up is brought up during Kid Rock's campaign as evidence that 'he has black friends'.