So then you'll have nine guys on your team who can't play instead of just the one. Why not copy Mike Trout?

They're pretty roomy. You think Shaq fits comfortably in a Maserati?

Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that
station will be held by anybody else, my commenting history must show

But only to feed your starving family.

I thought it was set more in Arabia than India, what with the "Arabian Nights"* song and all.

Much like that famous Republican mayoral candidate who bemoaned getting sent to jail for attempted murder. It's not like they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry, is it?

Doesn't she have a right to bare arms?

"If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious."

Hey, if they'd rather talk about how they're trying to pass a bill to strip millions of healthcare to line the pockets of the super rich, or how they want to roll back environmental protection regulations, I'm happy to have that conversation instead.

All it needed to do was be Stranger than the 1984 Billy Bragg song "Strange Things Happen". He claims* in the song that his love is so strong it pulls objects in his house- comparable to Eleven's psychokinesis. The added element of the Upside-Down dimension is likely enough to render Stranger Things stranger than…

It would be a far better meme if someone started posting an L&O style "CHUNG CHUNG" after every official tweet from local district attorneys' offices or somesuch.

My cousin worked in an pan-Asian restaurant near my campus. He left the job shortly after I started school there, but I'd walk in for the next couple years and hear tracks from London Calling and know it was one he'd left behind.

I just hope she gets to wear her hair puffy and gets a blazer with the big shoulder pads.

Can't she just get beyond the Pines?

"Yeah, but nobody's that observant. It's mainly a christmas and easter thing."

"That's great, it starts off in outer space, birds and apes, an aeroplane, Mr. Brent is not afraid… Let's go!"

Did you crow afterwards about it was appropriate, since that film brought the series full circle to before the events of the original Planet of the Apes?

Come on come on and gimme A Fifth of Blackadder.

There's probably some poetic justice in that, while trying to get dirt on Hillary that he knew just had to be there, Don Jr. came up with absolutely nothing on her, and may have committed some light treason himself.

Nah, you can just see that her mouth is moving.