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I wanted to talk to her about orphaned children up for adoption. Specifically, I wanted to know how much it would cost to buy a few kids, train them up, and hunt them in a game preserve.

"It can be two things" Quimby 3:10

Hocus Pocus!

Not even "All Eyez On Me" mashed up with famous tenor, The Pavarotti, singing "Nessun Dorma"?

They don't fit on this scale, they have to use those weigh stations for tractor trailers you see on the interstate.

"How did you know she was a nazi?"

You're expecting a degree of foresight beyond this administration's capabilities.

"How would like to get higher than you've ever been in your life?"

While it's decidedly lo-fi relative to the production on The Brutalist Bricks, I prefer to think of it as far more polished than the production on tej leo(?), Rx / pharmacists, which sounds like him singing Chumbawamba in the shower and is.

Ted shoulda wound up with the Smoke Monster.

Don't the children already have Wu Tang?

There was a good bit on VH1's "25 Years of Punk" (probably still on VHS at my mom's) where Joey Ramone is talking about the English bands that started up after the first time the Ramones played over there. "Sex Pistols were a good punk band. The Clash (wistful sigh) The Clash were a real band."

That's what you get for knowing what Adam Levine sounds like. For all I know, he sounds like Tom Waits ans Justin Bieber has the voice of Johnny Cash.

Rainbow sprinkles? I don't think I can condone that.

Holden: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a…

Left out Marilyn Monroe.

This guy just held a rally at the Snap-On factory and he was still the biggest tool in the building.

By that logic, Trump and his family are thoroughly anti-Trump, because everything they do and say lowers my opinion of Donald Trump.

Not even Mason Williams, composer of "Classical Gas"?

If only he could afford the medicine that treats TPDFS…