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There are a couple parade scenes in Oliver Stone's Born on the Fourth of July I watched yesterday, one at the beginning where young Ron Kovic is watching all the WWII soldiers being cheered, and a later one after he's come back to a more mixed reception. Both make a point of showing all the veterans flinching whenever

Look, when I said this would be a benefit to all Mankind, I didn't mean the wrestler.

"Not racist, but number one with racists!"

[citation needed]

He used to be involved in laundering Russian organized crime money. He may still be, but he used to be, too.

I imagine half of the accounts are named C.Christie23, C_Christie24, and Born2RunForNJGov.

You know what's more fun than buying music once? Subscribing and getting to pay for it every month for the rest of your natural life!

It's like when your dad catches you smoking and makes you smoke the whole back in one sitting to teach you a lesson.*

I presume the "MANIMAL is a Dope" shirts sold out in five minutes?

If you took the time to look up his age, you would note that his birth name is Marvin Young, so I believe he can use that moniker independent of how old he is.

It's the kind of unnecessary denial that seems more suspicious than saying nothing.

And Larry only recently became ordained or made a notary public, allowing him to officiate, which is why they're giving you notice of best man duties a mere five days before the ceremony.

"You call him names and he sits and grins
'cause everybody else is just a sucker to him.
[….]
People tried to conquer the world Napoleon and Genghis Khan
Hitler tried and Mussolini too
Powerman don't need to fight, powerman don't need no guns
Powerman got money on his side"

If we compare Armisen to another distinguished clergyman, I feel like Peter Cook's cameo in The Princess Bride works, even if I didn't know who he was before I saw it the first time. On paper, "established comic actor does a silly voice" could be dire, but he manages to wait the absolute perfect amount of time before

Illinois nazis. I hate Illinois nazis.

We gotta take a copy of all our important art and literature to monasteries in Ireland to ride this one out, just like the last dark ages.

I don't know, Buchanan sat by and did nothing while the country slid towards civil war. Trump seems to be actively encouraging divisions in our nation.

Per your username, I recommend a 1990-era Jaromir Jagr mullet.

Strictly speaking, they're correct, in that one-out-of-one modern-day presidents own multiple high-end hotels, so by that standard the Obamas' level of luxury is unprecedentedly* low.

Not me.