I just view it as the logical conclusion of their previous movies-
"What if toys had feelings?"
"What if bugs had feelings?"
"What if cars had feelings?"
…
"What if feelings had feelings?"

Did you have to use your AK?

I'm going to assume this user is just Shia La Boeuf 's latest performance art project, bitter or pretending to be bitter about getting replaced by Marky Mark in these movies.

How can he have such a cavalier attitude?

I thought I had one track of theirs on my computer, but it turns out it's from the Mad Caddies. They overlap in the "golf-themed name" and "late 90's ska band" circles of the venn diagram, but not in the Christianity.

I don't know why I haven't just thrown out that Orange County Supertones album. Does @disqus_80Jor4kFT0:disqus need a father's day gift? They're reasonably cool for a Christian rap-ska band.

You have to be really disciplined to commit seppuku by pudding pop.

Trump blames the Democrats in the Senate for refusing to confirm his Secretary of Partying Down, but the truth is he's the only president to fail to even put forward a nominee this far into his term. Even Nixon- an awkward, uncomfortable man - managed to garner bipartisan support for a past-his-prime Elvis Presley.

No possible confusion between the two, as this Simon Tam comes from a completely different universe from Firefly. One that has Asian people.

It'll still be a hit on Cheron.






I'll save you looking it up, that's the planet from "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield".

While TNG et al were slow out of the gate, season one was actually the best season of TOS- maybe they can try for that, after Trek has had a decade plus away from television?

400 quatloos on the newcomer.

"It's true! We're so lame!" - Wesley Crusher, while pulling up YouTube clips of stand-up comedians on his navigation console.

No, but the older nerds stood steadfastly by the "boobies revealed by a window below the neckline", like Power Girl, or TNG's Lursa & B'etor. It's what we grew up with.

We all know about the Regular Idaho that exists on map, but what those media stooges won't tell you is that the executives of Big Yoghurt have their own, private Idaho that they use to get out of paying property taxes on their factories.

By landslide, in the sense that he won an overwhelming majority of the land, even if he fared not as well among actual voting citizens.

Well, Trump's offspring are belligerent and numerous.

That's why it's best to keep your whereabouts unknown.

The weight gain and the beard make him look more like Kimmel. I can't handle this convergent evolution of the Talk Show Jimmies!

Preston Brooks, a pro-slavery representative from (where else?) South Carolina. He beat Massachusetts senator Charles Sumner over an anti-slavery speech that maligned Brooks's second-cousin, Senator Andrew Butler. He managed to win re-election after this action, which was condemned in the north but evidently OK with…