He's going to go in the Ridiculous Shit section next to that senator who beat another senator with his cane on the floor of the senate.

They'll just steal the premise of Sense8 and turn it into the next Sandler project. A group of people become psychically linked, but they're played by Sandler, Sandler in drag (à la Jack and Jill), Sandler in blackface, and Rob Schneider.

Touché.

Isn't a how-to guide from an uber-capitalist American businessman the last thing a communist dictator would want?

Some of them are Davids, most of them are Daves. They all have their own hands, but they come from different moms.

Hee Haw: The Next Generation will take a few seaons to really hit its stride, but will ultimately be regarded as superior to its predecessor. Hee Haw: Trailer Park Nine will take the franchise in dark, new directions, however.

But Sartre is Smart-re!

Seeing as people judged @realDonaldTrump as "presidential", everyone else is playing for second place.

"I deeply regret that you were offended"

I would consider cluttering up my desk with Yondu from Guardians of the Galaxy, if only for the meta aspect.

And Wolfenstein 3D understood this- fighting Hitler in a Mech Suit is the closet you can get to a combination of the two! And Operation: Eisenfaust was basically a zombie*- killing game.

They're saving that for Stone Mountain

I had not heard about that. Dammit. I even liked that weird one he did with Johnny Rotten!

I feel like none of his scenes were as memorable as other-Quicksilver's "Time in a Bottle" bit, though.

He suffers from the fact that he's not even the best Quicksilver in movies at present.

Trenchant insights, there, @disqus_9Q1odTfXjX:disqus! It's a delight to come on this site every day and read your brilliant thoughts.

That's fair. I think the impression I had from the Forbes story was of a potentially good human being ruined by prolonged exposure to Donald Trump, but the obsession with hunting exotic and endangered animals is one flavor of awful he and Don Jr. can't claim to have learned form their father.

I thought it was known as a "Reverse Dolly Madison"

The stories about Eric Trump's charity that broke last week seemed a little sad to me- it sounded like early on, he managed to make use of his family's name and resources to do genuine good work, but then his father caught wind of it and forced him to pay from the charity purse into Trump's coffers, and to appoint a…

For also conspiring to kill Caesar, or for also creating a modern retelling of Shakespeare?