Comey is Polonius, hiding in the curtains.

I think TIN-uh-tis. All the itises are inflammations of some kind, while tinnitus isn't, so pronouncing it differently avoids confusion.

It's almost like there's a reason the presidency typically comes after a distinguished career of government service, building from prior experience as a senator, governor, or top-level cabinet member.

"Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a barbecue pit boss!"

"What is it with Ricks?"

Well, that's fitting, since in those cases you're typically ossified. By which I mean boned.

That's nothing, I spent three years watching some guy play outfield for the Cubs before I cottoned on.

Well, her feet are always conveniently hidden behind a table or countertop. Make of that what you will.

My dear Martha-

* Exception for professional wrestlers like The Rock, whose athletics already require a good bit of acting.

I think he showed up again with "Mo' Money, Mo' Problems", but if it was just him in "All About the Benjamins" saying, "Uh-huh. Yeah", that would be a pretty accurate representation of his contributions.

Nah, I bet there's a whole (cumber-)batch of those born since Sherlock took off.

I used to like to rattle off the names of all the US Presidents, but now I feel the need to spit on the ground and cross myself when I get to the end of the line.

"I wish I could fight like David Charlie Watts" - Ray Davies

I thought it was sign language for asshole, but I may have Jamie Foxx-levels of ASL comprehension.

Sure, we all know what J.E.D.I. stands for, but what about J.E.D.I. K.N.I.G.H.T.S.? Clearly this points to their role as KNIGHTS Nobly Implementing Genetic Hegemony Through Science. But what does that K.N.I.G.H.T.S. stand for? That's what the new trilogy is going to be about.

Her father's Albert Dershman? Does the guy from Aerosmith know this?

TWO OLSENS ENTER. ONE OLSEN LEAVE.

If only her opponent wasn't a pustulent, greedy, bloated, rage-filled narcissist who lusted after his own daughter nephew.

That's why places started offering pineapple, as a code word so far outside the spectrum of savory pizza toppings as to avoid confusion.