Boondock Saints

I thought it was Splash, starring Tom Hanks an Darryl Hannah.

Off topic, but is that novel a prequel to the Captain Beefheart album ICe Cream for Crow?

Or they could just cast people shorter than Dinklage to play all of the other characters. Give it to Terry Gilliam to direct.

Uh, because they had to make sure he did well in the popular vote as well, so he could claim a clear mandate from the people.

Trust someone who's tried it, Clown IT could not keep my office wifi running smoothly.

Do you mean to say that 1990's Bud Light commercials lied to me?

It's ok, Joe Biden was there to pick up the slack

There was a bumper sticker I used to see around, "It will be a great day when our schools get all the money they need and the air force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber."

I suppose this is contained implicitly in a science program like Bill Nye or Mr. Wizard, at least if they're doing a good job of it- you can suggest how something works, but you need to show them an experiment or demonstration to test the hypothesis.

I like to imagine actual Pope Francis is writing this right now, posting on AV Club on the sly while the President who's supposed to be meeting with him is distracted by centuries old Christian relics that just "Must be so expensive, almost as classy as Mar-a-Lago."

<lookaroundyou>What are eggs? We just don't know.</lookaroundyou>

Have you heard that expression used before? Because I haven’t heard it. I
mean, I just … I came up with it a couple of days ago and I thought it
was good.

"We're not doing it for the money… we're doing it for a SHITLOAD of money!"

"Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed."

He was 6'5", it seem like there was already a lot of Christopher Lee.

Somehow I missed that one, though I've seen most of Moore's. Might have to rectify that omission if it's a more traditional spy flick.Moonraker and The Man With the Golden Gun seem a little ridiculous and gimmicky, though I think there's enough charm in them to see them through.

Or Home Depot.

"I will bend like a reed in the wind."

If it's turning into Hamlet, I wouldn't hide in the curtains if I were Comey.