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Mirror_Universe_Dennis_Miller
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What need we fear who knows it, when none can call our power to account?—Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him.

I know Jesse Ventura, Arnold Schwarzenegger and even St. Reagan himself cited him as an inspiration.

Anyone who has that much money must know how to run a country.

Correct answer.

Really, if (cartoon) The Rock can take credit for this, he's getting close to having my 2020 vote locked up.

Queso is the closest non-prescription alternative to Prozac.

Yes to reviews of weird things that usually wouldn't warrant a review. I think the best response to this would be to leave reviews of Yale on Yelp.

And then he cons them all into helping him fight the Kodan Armada.

I'm also fond of his line, "I doubt any God who inflicts pain for his own pleasure." I think of it anytime someone suggests anyone else's misery or pain is god's will.

Does their commitment to a century-old aesthetic extend to ignoring modern child labor laws?

Attractive Canadian women are all accustomed to living elaborate lies, I suspect it starts when they try to conceal their long-distance relationships with America's most pathetic high school students from their cool friends.

Shame… I think you would have made a great Muppet.

I thought we were all owned by ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER.

For a dick nose, he knows Dick.

"The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart.”

"Everybody and their mums is packing 'round here."

Low-energy Trump can't even walk around his own golf course. Sad!

I didn't know this was coming today- I just listened to Rumours yesterday, inspired by Guardians of the Galaxy, and was thinking about Clinton when "Don't Stop" came up. I had a smile when I noticed those clues this morning.