Per Calvin's father, the entire world was black and white up until the 1930's.

Eh, there's the style you associate with punk rock, with all the tattoos and piercings and spiked hair, but a lot of the older punks never seemed to rely on that. I wouldn't question Wayne Kramer or Brett Gurewitz's punk credentials, but if you saw them walking down the street, you'd just think, "Oh, there's some…

Gambino nothing, it's their favorite* Michael Chabon novel interpreted as a two-minute punk song.

Seeing as you're from the Dune universe, you should be perfectly used to not receiving any credit for Star Wars stuff by now.

It turns out the rampage was here in our hearts all along.

Aww yeah, smash Green Gables right up, son.

In the N64 version*, you got to punch up a city on the moon for the last level.

Does the Pope shit in the woods? (Are bears Catholic?)

Would be a fine name for a Ramones tribute band.

1. Bad Religion
2. John Mellencamp
3. Refused
4. Taking Back Sunday
5. The Flaming Lips
6. Propagandhi
7. The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
8. Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons
9. Arlo Guthrie
10. Ted Leo & the Pharmacists
11. Spın̈al Tap

Or G.G. Allin, who, in an impressive feat for a human, was typically too wild and bloody to pass for Klingon.

Hey, there are a lot of sequels to Free Willy on pay-per-view.

Well, I would phrase everything I said in the form of a question.

It was refreshing while this column existed to take a break from President Trump and read about someone who's "profane, perpetually angry for no discernible reason, and basically just a big sentient ball of rage and resentment." instead.

Per The New York Times, the city is going to store them temporarily until they find a museum to house them while also providing some historical context. If only we could do the same with Stone Mountain.

Clearly it was the loose Shakespeare adaptation 10 Things I Hate About You- every actor who worked with Shakespeare is now dead, the man's works are obviously cursed.

Thank you for coming up with the correct response. I was about to give up waiting for you.

While it seems like Bannon may already be on the way out, would it be possible to accelerate that process by planting an O'Donnell / Bannon association in Trump's brain?

Dang, you're right. I forgot how many Steelers WR's ago that movie was.

That's the one with the guy who wants to dip his balls in it?