At some turning point in history, some fuckface recognized
that knowledge tends to democratize cultures, societies.
So the only thing to do was monopolize and confine it to
priests, clerics and elites, the rest resigned to serve.
'Cause if the rabble heard the truth, they'd organize against
the power, privilege and wealth…

"Well, this is better than that time the football field collapsed and swallowed up everyone except Santonio Holmes."

"Get a brain Moranis, and recognize that the people want you to get the ball rolling on Ghostbusters 3!"

I'm not as well read as I ought to be, and I assumed you had modified a famous passage from that Faulkner novel that's all stream of consciousness from a mentally handicapped guy. Now I bing it and find out this actually happened.

I feel like I'm in a weird version of 1984, where instead of an external foe, the Two Minutes Hate is just directed at Big Brother. I guess that's a time-saver?

Of course, the Truman / Dewey election was later, in 1948- Truman would have been serving the remainder of FDR's term he won in 1944 at the time Sgt. Schlomo refers to. I'm not sure precisely what would have made Truman so unpopular, other than WWII dragging on and the fact that he was following a four-time winner and…

I give it a week before there's a Great Job, Internet!: See This Unemployed Writer Suffer Through Notorious Movie Flops that links to his new site, thereby compensating him in valuable exposure.

Everybody's gone Serfin'
Serfin' USA

I choose to believe it means mistress + illegitimate child, it's only logical he would do this if he had twice as many families to spend time with.

Oh, you like his music?

Monsters can be legendary, too. Just ask Sasquatch!

They let you pay golf in a bathrobe?

You can't get that, I know what "Turning Japanese" is really about!

Wrong Athens, UGA.

Can you believe this shit? I gotta share this with my twitter followers…

Well, duh. It's the family who fostered him that are white.

I can't seize anything, since someone cut my arms off for being a dick.

But does he demand to know what the frequency is?

I saw a homeless man cooking a Hot Pocket on the third rail of the G-Train. The G-Train, Nermal!

Instead of climbing skyscrapers, like giant phallic symbols, they should go spelunking.