I recall hearing that they included the pictures of missing kids, with the good intention that putting them in a widely-seen music video would help them be found and returned home. It didn't always work out that way, with guitarist Dan Murphy quoted, in 2006, "Some weren’t the best scenarios. I met a fireman on the…

I assume you mean a county that Trump only won by 1.6%- he's running in a country Trump lost by three million votes, and we should remind our president of this at every opportunity.

Ah, I see you've been cramming for your Public Enemy 101 final.

Pretty sure we're employing some RidiculousCombOverWinning to cover our Baldwinning.

Never heard of this band. Who's their guitar player?

Does Norm say "Chairman of the Bored"? Please say yes.

They seem like they're reaching for that pun. Maybe "Make like the Tree of Life and leaf your wife?"

I went to see both Godzilla and Lost In Space in theaters, with my mom and my brother. She would often take us to some stinkers, just because there was nothing better to do. I went to Major League II (I still have not seen the original Major League) as well as Batman And Robin (before I had ever seen the 1989 Batman).…

His face could be improved with the application of a claw hammer.

All this time I assumed it was Belushi.

I think this was a Greg Proops bit ages ago. He said that's what comes of refusing to date outside your immediate family.

'Twas ever thus.

Well, as a bass player, maybe his hero is legendary session player Donald "Duck" Dunn of Booker T and the MG's.

Have you been to the South? Any time someone tries to hand you a soft roll with a hole punched in the middle, just say, "Bless your heart!" They'll know what you really mean.

There's also always some super fit people of all nationalities and ethnicities running up the mountain right over Jeff Davis's face.

Wendy's and IHOP are also recognizable when repurposed for banks. (Why is it always banks? Does the bank foreclose on an insolvent Wendy's and then just take over the building instead of selling it?)

Just the two of them? So I have no shot at a Minaj a Trois?

But destroyers are superior because they're harder to hit, they only take up two squares.

It's like that Simpsons* where they mention "that Southern state where the governor's a crook" and people from half a dozen different states wrote in asking if they meant them.

You left out the part where they realize they can charge you another $50 when you land if you want to get off the plane.