And why are all these connections routed through the airport in Samara?

Pfft, that's nothing. Eric Trump still asks for a free cup "for water" at Chipotle, and fills it up with Mountain Dew. Like I'm not gonna fucking notice.

They're all studying at Amish Institute of Technology, or at least until half of them flunk Professor Hershberger's Introduction to Barn Design.

What's the preferred way of pronouncing the dollar signs?

"It was… involving every country except for Russia. I was alarmed that Burundi and East Timor and El Salvador would get together and leave just one country out and their feelings would be hurt, like that time Timmy had everyone in class but me over for his tenth birthday. I mean, not me. I mean… Kevin Nunes. Besides,…

If she liked it as a movie, she'll love it as a metaphor for her father's presidency!

I have this vain hope that he will in fact drain the swamp, by dragging all of his appointees down with him when he goes.

I thought it was originally about being in love with a woman named Mindy, or a man named Andy.

THEM, the giant, irradiated ants that terrorized Los Angeles in the 1954 film of the same name. They had a few hit songs, like "Gloria", before Van Morrison left to pursue a solo career.

I'd probably have to do some advanced accounting to figure out how many of those they'd have to run to make up for funding Colombia death squads, or guzzling down the water supply of desert villages in India.

I like to imagine this is just the story he tells- in truth, he was called by the Warner Bros. people, who asked him to play Dumbledore. He said, "You are aware, Mike Newell, that I am not actually a wizard?" Then they hung up on him in frustration and disappointment.

Shoulda gone with Citizen Kane-garoo.

Sorry, Starfleet follows a command structure similar to the Navy, so you could be an admiral, but never a major. Unless this Major Dad was in the Bajoran Militia, though they should still be occupied by Cardassia at this point. Maybe it could be Number One Dad: A Whole Series That's Basically TNG's "Rascals"?

Genius!

He can count? That over-educated elitist!

Hey, Trump loves black people (or "the blacks") provided that by "black people" you mean "white people covered in coal dust".

She has a real wild world.

(Mike Pence realizes his wife is also called "Mommy", stops punching Ronald Reagan)

The goal should be to use the time of complete strangers in a way that they won't feel is wasted. If you're making Lawrence of Arabia or Once Upon a Time in the West or Stalker, I'll bear with you while you take your time to tell the story, but other people should ask themselves seriously how much this fistfight in a…

And to be fair, "probably just lining some dude's pockets who's taking advantage of a moment of crowd anger" describes the presidency that allowed this to happen in the first place.