Pitch for Home Alone 6 builds off of the Donald Trump cameo in Lost in New York, where now an adult Kevin, in the Secret Service, must help the President construct elaborate traps to foil a coterie of White House intruders / terror folk in a clear rip off of White House Down and Olympus Has Fallen.

Or he's actually Harry, and is just claiming to be Marv so no one goes looking for the actual Marv. I could see Joe Pesci pulling a George Milton in Of Mice and Men on his more slow-witted accomplice.

"That's some bad hat, Harry."

Second only to James McAvoy's swear jar from that time he was Mr. Tumnus.

Galleons and knuts. It'll be worth it, I'm sure he stashed his horcrux in there somewhere…

"The Court Jester" is just the knock-off villain from Detectable Comics.

I keep telling you, you can't impregnate a shower drain.

(Inset of a shrivelled black walnut cracking in half)

Then you're one step ahead of the Talosians!

Yeah, but that was after they made the switch from "gold = command, red = expendable security guard" to t'other way 'round.

Intoxicating effects that can be easily dismissed sounds an awful lot like thirteen-year-olds smoking dill weed and telling each other they're getting "so high right now".

I appreciate the work he does, and I give the cleaning guy that comes in my office way more respect than that. I'm thinking Trump is more on par with the that lady on the train who changed her kid's diaper and then just fucking left the used one behind. Man, I had to work to ignore that one.

I've been suggesting the opposite (in terms of doing anything, not in terms of accelerating damage), and wondering how far I could get if I campaigned on a platform of meekly allowing Congress to reign in the gradual creep in executive power.

On a darker note, that movie will be a Power Rangers sequel that wastes both of their talents.

Hormel's Spam?

Probably because she was on the long list of unimportant people who aren't the author.

Death isn't the handicap it used to be in the olden days. It doesn't screw your career up the way it used to.

They've adapted every comic book and 70's TV show, now they're working their way through the They Might Be Giants songbook- there's some good early buzz for action sci-fi thriller Particle Man and film noir throwback (She Was a) Hotel Detective. Once they get around adapting one of the multiple TMBG songs about being…

Even Dubya was smart enough to realize that if you fool me once, shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

Maybe he makes advisers come in and talk to him while taking a dump, like LBJ.