I'll settle for looking down and spitting on the ground every time his name gets mentioned.

They already made the longest Clash album out of it, what more do you need?

"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book."
-Ronald Reagan, demonstrating an occasional, perhaps coincidental, awareness of the world he lived in.

I logged dozens of hours playing Axis and Allies on my computer. I also played the physical board game. Once.

Who would want a Monopoly token that kept going bankrupt?

Fuck, not again. Tell Jerry O'Connell to fire up the Slidey-Ma-Jig.

You left out the part where he says [person/group] is [unpopular/failing/fake].

I dunno, anyone named Yusuf Islam is pretty suspicious.

And of course, the article points out it's just a repeat of the exact same joke someone made four months ago with a book of reasons to respect Donald Trump.

Fox Robin Hood, with that voice, and the way he never wore pants?

Hot dog! I'm gonna be bigger Gabby Hayes!

While I'm not equipped to make my own insulin (I mean, make it for other people. I can make it in my pancreas.) making my own alcohol would still be feasible in an end-of-the-world situation. Ideally you could farm some grain, but you could forage for wild fruit in a pinch.

They all told him he was crazy to think he could jump his motorcycle over Dead Man's Canyon, but he wouldn't listen. Battery in his hearing aid had died.

Not stronger, but it filters out some of the impurities that make it taste cheap. Of course, you have to run it through multiple times, and each time the filter is no good after. So you're out a few filters, which probably cost you $6 each, and you really don't save much over just buying the more expensive vodka at…

Daisy: Right, I’m going to the shops. D’you want anything?
Tim: Porn.
Daisy: Tim, I’m not going to buy you porn. You can get it from railway sidings like everybody else.
Tim: I can’t, I’m an adult. I’m supposed to leave it there.

It's mostly stupid, but every once in a while something happens like my old boss retweeting Jimmy Carter's grandson telling a white supremacist to fuck off, and it just brings the world together in a beautiful way.

sorry, i think you misunderstood. i'm aware of the episode the picture is from, i was just making a comparison to an actual action scene that was shown, since we only have the haggard Riker's account of it in "Parallels".

These cob-nobblers in the Tom-Tom Club have turned my whole country into a real harsh realm!

Just doing a quick look at his avatar, but it looks like he's from a universe where their entire life is the opening battle to Star Trek: First Contact, so maybe he's gotten sick of them.

"I love my FedEx guy, 'cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it. And he's always on time."