"Think smaller, and more legs."

Or back-up singer for Wilson Pickett.

They have Robin Hood Lego figures if you want to play Prince of Thieves, Union soldier Legos if you want to play Dances With Wolves, what else do you need? I guess if you want to play The Postman you're shit outta luck.

Oddly enough, I thought of that during Hidden Figures, when Katherine Johnson has to run across campus to use the restroom.

"Counterpoint: why should everyone else have to pay for the destruction wrought by idiots?"

He's the one the Green Days were singing about?

That, and the new Elvis Costello record.

For the last time, Donnie, Bork is no longer Attorney General. He can't do anything about enforcing your executive order or getting rid of immigrants. He's been dead for over four years.

We're talking about the coterie of potential security advisors he's run through. "OUTLOOK HAZY, ASK AGAIN LATER?!? NO, I NEED AN ANSWER NOW!"

They're going to do a cut like in Battlestar Galactica, where they zoom in a portrait of President Baltar, and when they zoom out, everything's gone to shit.

" 'Don't Do What Donny Don't Does'. They could have made this clearer."

"I heard the dude blamed the chick, I heard the chick blamed the snake. I heard they were naked when they got busted and I heard things ain't been the same since."

If it's so old, surely it will enter the public domain and I can start manufacturing my own sets, like chessmen. It's not as though they maintain some sort of an… exclusive hold on this particular commodity.

Will there be an even less credible birther movement that tries to contend he was not Born in the USA?

As they say, if you're going to be a liar, you'd better have a good memory. Trump, evidently, does not.

Third at worst. It's like the kids today don't even know about Warren Gamaliel Harding! He's one hip-hop musical away from the public consciousness!

It's like it's become the catchphrase for the (even more) obnoxious, right-wing version of The Big Bang Theory.

I'm reminded of Truman's line about Eisenhower, our previous president to achieve the office without holding any lower elected position*: “He’ll sit here, and he’ll say, ‘Do this! Do that!’ And nothing will happen. Poor Ike—it won’t be a bit like the Army. He’ll find it very frustrating.”

I've been spinning Propagandhi's Less Talk, More Rock daily since the inauguration, to preserve my sanity. Chris Hannah knows what's up: "What exactly are the great historical accomplishments of “your” race that make you proud to be white? Capitalism? Slavery? Genocide? Sitcoms? This is your fucking white-history, my…