Kellyanne Conway looks like she drank from the wrong Grail, and Steve Bannon didn't shut his eyes when they opened the Ark. Worst of all, Sean Spicer has the bitter resentment of someone who sat through Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
Too bad it was a written final clue, depriving contestants the opportunity to answer "Dolly Parton!" in their best Sean Connery, per his guess in the category Famous Titties Famous Titles on SNL's "Celebrity Jeopardy". I know I would have leapt at the chance.
I do like that in this case Trump actually paid someone for their work.
Imagine how sick Barron gets of hanging around someone less mature than himself.
Huh. For years I had believed this was the case, but now I'm coming up empty handed as well. Evidently I've stumbled on one of the minor differences between my mirror universe and wherever I find myself now.
"You know they went after King
When he spoke out on Vietnam
He turned the power to the have-nots
And then came the shot"
-Noted historians Rage Against the Machine
In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since.
"Whenever you feel like criticizing any one," he told me, "just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages that you've had. Their truck probably doesn't have a monster in…
If you're at a party with both of those people, duck before the turds start flying.
I thought that was called clapping.
The Constant Regardener
Also stuff that cannot be altered without the reader being aware- you can change the online version and say it has always been so, but it's a little more difficult for someone to come in and rewrite the books on my shelf.
Not restricted to oddities, albums like Elvis Costello's This Year's Model (1978) used the closed groove as well- you can sort of tell on the CD when "Night Rally" ends with repetition of the title (and then cuts off abruptly) what the effect was supposed to be. While I don't own it on vinyl, I imagine the same is…
Ooh, Mr. Future with his full keyboard. Mine flips open like Captain Kirk's, but I gotta mash 6 three times to type "o".
Hey, we actually did watch Les Miserables in 11th grade religion class, so I'm all hip. The 1998 version, not the musical. Also Schindler's List. Maybe Mrs. D just had a thing for Liam Neeson?
Rest assured, our future robot overlords are taking notes as to which humans will be most easily fooled when the time comes for them to make their move.
I used to be a Moe's regular, back when they had $5.00 burritos on Monday. They've probably gone downhill a little bit, but I would still take them over Taco Bell, or as I call it, Taco Hell. It implies all the tacos they sell have already passed on from the mortal realm, and, even when they were alive, they were…
My copy of God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater is in storage, so I can't find the relevant quote where Vonnegut explains that the common thread between science fiction stories being sold in a shop of pornographic magazines is that they both dared to dream of a world that was impossibly inviting. But he said it more good than…
Fix the cigarette lighter.