I step out my office for a moment around 10:30 to walk across the parking lot, and I can smell smoke. I hear fire engines rushing by a street away, and while it was just coincidental, there's a small part of me that thinks, "I figured the country would go to shit, but even so, that's fast."

Yeah, I had heard him bandied about as Attorney General. That's a scary thought.

God help me, I will study robotics and build RBG a terrifying cyborg exoskeleton if that's what it takes to get her through.

Giuliani hosting a reality show would be alright, because it would keep him from doing anything of actual import- I'm not just paranoid about a Trump presidency, but also of all of his cronies and surrogates being given prominent roles within it. We really should have kept the other guy safely ensconced in one as…

I have my doubts. He'll just come back in four years with excuses- the tax cuts to the rich weren't large enough, we didn't bomb enough of the shit out of ISIS, the goddamned wall wasn't high enough - and many of the same people might be duped into voting for him again. How many times has he gone bankrupt, and how…

It was the Cubs winning the series that created the dimensional rift.

Top surgeons begin researching how to graft Obama's head onto The Guy From the Old Spice Commercials, so no body is president for more than two terms.

People, if your candidate makes you ashamed to admit to a stranger over the phone who you're voting for, maybe that's not a candidate worthy of your vote.

Next thing you know, they'll be sailing across the western ocean, where the hand of opportunity draws tickets in a lottery.

Shouldn't you be celebrating the Cubs with the non-Doyle Murrays?

Yep, that's why you'll see Jason Grilli pitching for Italy in the WBC.

There have been in the past. Didi Gregorius, currently of the Yankees, was born in Amsterdam. There are also a few German players (e.g. Twins' Max Kepler) and kids of American soldiers stationed in Germany, like Edwin Jackson.

Also, Steve Bortman can finally go back to using his real name!

They tell me the classics never go out of style but they do, they do. Somehow, baby, I never thought that we do too..

"They wanted to know why I did what I did
Well sir I guess there's just a meanness in this world"

"Let he who is without sin cast the first pretzel."

He cleaned up, found Jesus, things are good, (or so I hear).

"There was a time, when Saruman would walk in my woods, but now, he has a mind of metal."

They're like a pornography studio, but with lower production values.

I thought for sure they'd be waiting for an endorsement from Brian Setzer instead of this Warner fellow.