Why would she opt for "Daddy Cool", when Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine, is right there?

Well, then marrying her would be like a Pay day!

“More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.”

I have never seen the movie. If I'm trying to defend myself, I'll say however highly rated it is, it isn't enough, but the truth is I just wanted to use the same construction as @Ted Turner Overdrive.

And seriously underrated Replacements song.

The Romans broadcast gladiatorial combat In Living Colour, but the Greeks did not, as "Homer Don't Play That".

A taste which will live in infamy!

I saw people in New Jersey celebrating when Walmart took these Coke towers down. It was on the news, believe me.

"Hey, I've got an idea for a new movie!"
- That Guy Who Made Human Centipede

Nuts. I could go see them, but I'm not moving to TBA until January.

The first time I get to use spoiler tags is for a 160-year-old novel…
In Jane Eyre, Mr. Rochester is revealed to have a previous wife Bertha whom he keeps locked away in his attic, hidden from everyone. Eventually she sets fire to the house and kills herself.

We should take the opportunity to really cement relations with one of those countries we like, maybe Canada, and make a joint agreement to change our national anthems to "Heartbreaker" and "Livin' Lovin' Maid", respectively.

Has anyone released a Harry Potter themed mixtape Fantastic Beats and Where to Find Them?

So did Betty and Barney Rubble, in the later seasons.

If it's a hit, Russian filmmakers will follow suit with a ten-film franchise about Lev Landau and Evgeny Lifshitz. Someone throws the signal up in the sky, and Landau hops on his motorbike (Lifshitz in the sidecar) and they zoom off from the Institute For Physical Problems to meet the challenge.

MISOGYNIST!

Army of Darkness already has two Ash's (and more!) to abuse, and they inflict most of the abuse on each other.

And his twin, Republican amalgam Newt Raygun, who proposed building lasers on the moon as part of his Strategic Defense Initiative.

Yeah, but guys are probably profiting 7500-9000 bucks /every month with an online job instead.

Gangsters also have a more accurate idea of what hats make them look cool.