Instead of being sorted into houses, they have a set of magical fraternities and sororities you can choose to rush. But one of them will still be called "Thunderbird".

They meant both chill and peyote, and accidentally typed Chakotay.

They're both great performances, and I wish he got more roles like those. Evil Dalton is the best Dalton. (Voicing a hedgehog named Mr. Pricklepants is the second best Dalton.)

Typically it would be the Vice President's job to maintain the presidential time machine, as part of his general duties of protecting the space-time continuum (read the Constitution!), but Biden has opted to leave it as a permanent portal to 10,000 B.C., keeping his 'brewskis' at the perfect temperature.

I was confused for a second there. I mean, maybe his sister does a lousy Marvin Gaye, but it would be odd to hate on the original. "Ugh, is he talking about the Vietnam war again? It's like, get off your soapbox and back to songs about gettin' it on!", said the worst person ever.

I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit.

Did he refer to it as "conscious uncoupling"?

I was drinking English brown ales before they were cool. In fact, they typically never get cool, at least compared to most beers served stateside.

Turns out this is just some of those SETI guys' payback for prank phone calls DeLonge made when he was twenty-three.

Eric Idle is in favor of exiting, but also in favor of having the exit orchestrated by American-born Terry Gilliam, meaning the plans, while ambitious, will become mired in unforeseen difficulties for years and ultimately fail to come to fruition.

Not everyone is familiar. It's a Russian inwention.

Yeah, or Boston Legal!

Kind of like how you only need to specify that one Sheraton Hotel in Canada, where they inexplicably host the National Grammar Rodeo of another nation.

Somebody once told him the world is gonna roll him
Just like he rolls that boulder uphill
He said I don't believe you, I'm too crafty and deceitful
But you know that he is pushing it still

Not to mention national treasure Tom Waits. Bonus!

'Cause Ray Manzarek still has to pay the bills somehow. Specifically by being the organist at Comiskey Park.

Trump takes an unexpected shine to this idea, suggests all losers and haters get a gold star to embroider on all of their clothes.

Honest question- I don't see this often quoted as an argument in favor, but wouldn't it help if it made possession a crime? As in, if the guy has an arsenal of machine guns obtained illegally rather than legally, you can confiscate them if you find them. As it stands, you could find out he's got all this weaponry but…

Though she manages to be a crack shot in all the Star Wars films, scoring direct hits on stormtroopers in A New Hope and Return of the Jedi.

400 Quatloos on the newcomer.