mirroruniversedennismiller--disqus
Mirror_Universe_Dennis_Miller
mirroruniversedennismiller--disqus

Then shouldn't Trump get to be the biggest boss, if he's the least professional of all of us? See that, I've run circles round you logically!

Your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with… molecular structures.

Why should I put in the effort to leave a tidy earth just for those lousy Meek to inherit it?

There once was a young man from Nazareth
He wept and he raised back up Lazarus
But ol' Laz wasn't the same
Kept trying to eat brains
Turns out reanimating zombies is hazardous.

New BIBLE: Now with more of Laban's Ludicrous Limericks!

There were like ten different villains voiced by John Dimaggio, so it's got that going for it.

Cornell and Bad Religion still a good combo, though.

Williamsburg is too urban. They probably have nice Suburban Homes.

Rian Johnson from the future, with the cash he made form Star Wars 8.

I'll allow it on the grounds that Trump is an entertainer- I get the impression he's not saying or doing anything as part of a coherent political agenda, he's making his decisions based on what will keep him on television. What's troubling is that this has translated into political success.

They decided to Hit the Road instead.

To be followed by general robble-rousing outside a sleeping Hamburglar's apartment.

Playing to protest a political convention? It's like they think they're the MC5 or something.

… okay, but WGA rules demand the late-night expired cheese dip that induced the dream gets a screenwriting credit.

His middle initial is J., like all good-hearted Matt Groening characters.

The secret was it's just Calgon.

To be fair, the "nobody in charge knows what the fuck to do with it" is a great metaphor for Weyland-Yutani vis the Xenomorph.

Yes, if the debts he paid represent one in every ten debtors.

Does that mean there will come a sad day when that bit in ¡Three Amigos! isn't funny to kids anymore?

Also swapped out Dan Castellaneta, doing a voice not entirely unlike Homer, for Robin Williams' Genie.