I think there's a quote he had, "It ain't bragging if it's true." He could get away with saying he was the greatest because who would say he wasn't?

He does feed homeless puppies, but he feeds them Subway sandwiches he gets for free.

Evidently that notion just did not cross Jesse Hassenger's mind.

No one knows who Krang is. It would be a waste of time to talk about Krang on television.

Trump (In a 1984 Washington Post Article), claimed "It would take an hour-and-a-half to learn everything there is to learn about missiles . . . I think I know most of it anyway."

"I'm sure she's down there, chain-smoking, sitting on the curb, waiting for me to come out. Just like the day I was born."

Whenever I find myself wishing he was dead, I try to walk it back a bit. I would happily settle for him joining a monastery, renouncing his worldly possessions and taking a vow of silence.

Corndog possessed by pure evil that fell into the cotton candy machine, you mean.

Whenever I say Gene Simmons is a tool, I like to have it as a citation, so people know it's not just my opinion.

His deal is getting worse all the time!

'Mortimer, we're back!'

Clint Eastwood's prepping his next convention speech.

Taken out of the context of her statement, "Binary is a false idol." would be a boss tagline for a movie about overthrowing the computer hegemony.

Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him?

The Magnifisense Seven

You said the same thing about Back to the Future. Take it from me, learn some more obscure high-brow references to pepper your comments with!

No bullets, but you do have to dive and catch the pineapple in your mouth if some tries to put it on top.

More surprisingly, 'professional athlete' Kruk has consumed more fast food hamburgers than McDonald's founder Kroc.

For the record, my high school physics book had as one of the pre-chapter photos Ronald McNair punching through a cinderblock. In addition to being an MIT physicist and astronaut, he also posessed a black belt in karate. The caption was something along the lines of "See what the educated physicist can do by applying…

What this movie presupposes is, maybe Alice died at Little Bighorn?