Simple weapons were far too pedestrian. I remember filling my bedroom floor with an array of Lego torture chambers- a working Lego guillotine* for starters, a labyrinth with a dragon lurking at the center. My mother thought the most amusing was a "brain transfer device" with a couple neon green saucers inverted over…

Even the Swedes are like, "Lighten up, watch a Bergman film!"

…but enough about the Royal Family.

He lied to us through song. I hate when people do that.

My primary association with this one is it being sung by the villain (Ray Sharkey, in his final role) of the Burt Reynolds classic Cop and a Half. Because he was a bad guy, but he still liked to break out into renditions of early rock and roll classics and his henchmen obliged him in this. Anyhoo, I guess the fact…

They can aspire to work with Terry Gilliam?

God gave us this Earth, and it's our responsibility (and His will) to suck it as dry as we can before we shuffle off!

William Sadler.

The Dukes of Downton?

Oh, and Barry. That guy's a jerk.

Ionic is pretty good, and covalent's alright. Fuck hydrogen bonds.

Then they explain that wailing on whatever Preachy McSmugface's junk was part of God's plan too.

For the last time, The Running Man was not an actual game show.

Propagandhi's Chris Hannah?

That's why Troy McClure hasn't been in any new educational film strips?

He contradicts himself? Very well then, he contradicts himself. Hank is vast, he contains multitudes. Remember that one where he enjoyed a charcoal-grilled burger?

It looks like in the first X-Men when the Senator got turned into a jellyfish and poked his head out of the cage.

That may not have been his birthname, but now, by gum, it will be my son's or daughter's or housecat's!

Anyone fabulously wealthy got there by being smart, and also by being willing to work hard enough. Hasn't Trump taught you anything?

Now I'm not saying he played a pivotal role in the modernization of the US Navy in the decades leading up to the Civil War, but…