Oh no, he's going to be left behind when we all get on the train without him! Looks like he'll be… The Only One Left At the Home!… I mean, Home Alone!

Court at night? I'm laughing already!

Nobody tops The Thing for stop-motion animation terror.

…unless you throw in Gary Oldman as a Bad Guy!

Well, nobody's forgiven Brett Ratner for X3, if that helps.

Hey, what's more regal than promoting incest?

Temporary crown, like one of those cardboard ones you get at Burger King?

If my only television is an old 13" CRT, does she get stuck inside, or is she just tiny when she comes out?

He can commiserate with Captain America as a fellow Human Torch getting a second shot in the Marvel Universe.

Don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk.

Actually just watched that last weekend- she looked so young I barely recognized her. Of course it also comes from that brief period in the early 90's when Keanu Reeves was cast in roles outside his comfort zone.

I was not aware, Mr. Xanderpuss, that one Trump constitutes an infestation.
(With apologies to William Schallert.)

That was what, level 11 on Coruscant? I actually liked that- my brother was better than me at FPS stuff, I shoot like a guy who plays Riven. When he got stuck on that puzzle I was all, "Now it's @Mirror_Universe_Dennis_Miller:disqus's time to shine!"

The worst was when Natalya was still alive, but refusing to help you after you popped a cap in Boris just to liven things up on the umpteenth play-through.

My mom's first knowledge of Gene Simmons was all, "That rock-and-roll man was so rude to Terry Gross! He's not one of the ones you listen to, is he?"

Nah, Bud's not great, but at least it doesn't have any pretensions about itself. Trump is the beer that tries to project an aura of sophistication and quality while actually managing to be worse than a run-of-the mill product. Like a champagne magnum full of Schlitz.

One of those feckless Ketha Lowlands types.

Rookie mistake- save the air guitar for Van Halen. Groovin' to Rush is all about pretending you're Neil Peart and that every surface within arms' reach is your drum kit.

Needs some punching up. Colin Hay-day Community?

No, they're saying they want us to live under the rule of a tyrannical king, just the one that they agree with.