That's because as a Real American Man™, he knows emotions are dumb and should be hated.

And it took your momma a picosecond to eat it all.

Nah, I appreciate symphonies at a much greater rate than average person by playing them at 78 rpm.

I like that this issue goes back to the very beginning of computer science-
"On two occasions I have been asked, — 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' […] I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."

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Tip-a-trip-a-tick-tip-Tipperary

You think that's bad, the cherry pie isn't even damn good.

The bar is so low, it feels like I'm sitting at my desk.

"It's an older joke, sir, but it checks out. I was about to clear them."

"Why would a company called Franco-American make Italian food?"

It's just Trump's idea of showing his lady a classy time, go to some shit-ass novelty restaurant where the food is really big hyuge, but it's all really low-quality, like giant Chuck-E-Cheese Pizzas.

To be fair, they had her do the excellent "Think" in the original and saved the obvious choice for the second time around. People might be disappointed if they had her in two movies and she never did her most famous hit.

Seriously, when the original opens with all the shots of old industrial buildings and refinery towers, I feel like I'm watching Blade Runner.

He's made from hooves?

"TAKE THAT, GUERNICA!"

'Fool me once, shame on…shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.'

I've been experimenting with "Kill yourself and suck the Devil's dick in Hell", but so far I've only applied it to Gene Simmons.

I was so excited when I saw they had made an N64 game based on the Blues Brothers, albeit a couple years too late to coincide with Blues Brothers 2000 (which, come to think of it, was a couple years too early to coincide with 2000). Unfortunately, it was only four levels, the gameplay was kind of terrible, and it had…

So I lied.

I believe it was the introduction on Briefcase Full of Blues. It was eerie, because I believe he specified "In the year 2006", which was the year I bought the LP.

I woulda gone with "reversing the polarity"