What yam, what a mighty good yam.

I disapprove of what he said, but I will defend to the death my right to repeat it.

"I LOVE YOU, THOMAS AQUINAS!"

While there have been several MLB position players named Jesús, I sadly can't seem to find any record of a closer with that name. Missed opportunity there.

Like Patrick Stewart?

"The climactic showdown—children of faith on the courthouse steps being yelled at by a horde of angry atheists—is parallel universe fiction."

They're putting it between two fried chicken cutlets and consuming it like a sandwich?

Pretty sure. [Adjusts cowboy hat, strokes goatee the grows on top of his regular beard.]

Here's hoping they pair him with novelist John Updike for a Hannity and Colmes style debate program, that inevitably devolves into them shouting "Duck Season!"/"Rabbit Season!" at each other every episode.

Turns out Millard Fillmore isn't that funny either- he's actually a staunchly conservative anti-immigrant President, rather than an amusing satire of the same. I was just confused by his uncanny resemblance to Alec-Baldwin-as-Jack-Donaghy.

Trying to think of good trap-related songs. Elvis's "Suspicious Minds"?

He might be a wan Mitch, but with all the time he spends in dank caverns, under bridges, and with his head pulled inside his turtle-like shell, no Mitch will ever be more wan the Mitch McConnell.

But Parisan robots are just the beginning!
[C-3PO sits at an outdoor café, puffing on a gauloise.
"We zeem to be made to suffair. It iz our lot in life, non?"]

What Is That on Zane Malik's Face Thread

I think this particular version already appeared on the God's Not Dead review.

Did he get his powers from an unfortunate tumble into the Cuyahoga River?

Was this from before or after Dean Bobby Peterson played bass for them?

Suddenly the line, "we'd like to know a little bit about you for our files," has become a lot more ominous.

Don't be absurd, the Harry Potter Party can't win seats in the U.S. Congress. They do, however, claim thirty-seven members of the House of Commons.

<mcbain>It's not a comedy.</mcbain>