I thought he was getting too old for that shit.

Only three, but also a box of Chex Mix and a birthday strip-o-gram from Bohemia. Homophones always gave her trouble.

Is krytonite the off-brand gem that is the one weakness of public domain hero Superlative Man?

"The world's a scary place / That's why I hide behind a hairy face"

I wonder if they kick you out of their show for requesting "Pinot Noir", like people who call out for "Summer of '69" at Ryan Adams concerts, or people who call out for "Freebird" at anything concerts.

Finally, a way to curb the rise in gang violence!

His name was actually spelled Twaing, he just said Twain' when he introduced himself.

They're saving that for the Dune-themed bluegrass record.

"Those who can't, coach" (or teach) as the saying goes. There are a few coaches I can name who had a good playing career as well, like Mike Ditka, but many more (Tom Coughlin, Bill Belichick) who were very successful despite never playing in the NFL. It seems like more of the former NFL stars go into commentary…

And Brooks Wackerman ditched Bad Religion for Avenged Sevenfold. You're a wackerman than I.

Maybe Dr. P thought he could brainwash them after he turned them into sharks, and get them to attack their father that way?

I'm Amazed at the obscurity of the this reference.

I would vote for Jackson to be in, and Rose eventually. The most literal interpretation of the "lifetime ban" would be to induct Pete Rose, but only after he's passed on. As MLB's all-time hits leader, he's part of the history of the game and as such he can't be ignored, but that allows the powers that be to save face…

Sure, and Jimmy Page stole that guitar riff from Puff Daddy. And then the Japanese went and remade the whole movie, minus the star power of Matthew Broderick and Hank Azaria!

I don't care what Obama says, Christmas is full of cheer
Despite what the cashier at Starbuck's says, Christmastime is near
All of the commies and Muslims and gays
Wanna wish me "Happy Holidays!"
But Christmas will soon be here
Christmas will soon be here

I know, right? It should be 'paeans'.

When you're king, you're king for life. Ergo Hank is still the Home Run King. Barry is the home run prime minister, who wields more actual authority but is not beloved in the hearts of the people the way the royal family is- nobody's singing "God Save David Cameron". He will serve this post for an unspecified term,…

Christ Fucking Mad Max is the plot of Mel Gibson's next project.

Her name is actually just Vera, but confusion will result when she is greeted with " 'Allo, Vera!" every episode by Ensign Tabitha, a precocious scamp they picked up halfway through Season One on the Planet of the Dickensian Stock Characters. She was rescued from the life of a cockney boot-black masquerading as a boy,…

Two of Shit was one of the least popular Borg.