- Captain Thaddeus "Thad" Horatio Jefferson
- Doctor is a plant lady, who photosynthesizes instead of eating. She keeps regular meal times so she can socialize, but she'll just sit there in the mess hall sunning herself under a heat lamp.
- A whole planet of that Brazilian exchange student who was way too forward with…

Absolutely no characters in common, they're just slapping the name of a previous successful film onto an unproduced screenplay and calling it a franchise.

Kingsman 2: Louis, Louis is a prequel set in France, where the titular spy must help Louis XIV's identical twin claim the throne from his evil brother.

We call that The Billy Joel Bump.

I'd rather hear West rap over a sample from "The Old Man is Back Again".*

I have binders full of cyborgs.

Basically, all the complaints that people level at the Lynch version- it's confusing, too long, deviates too much from the novel- would be tripled for the Jodorowsky version. But I enjoy the Lynch version in spite of these faults. As stated below, it does well capturing the atmosphere of the novel even if it deviates…

LONG LIVE DUKE LETO!

I'm pretty sure I already saw Abby Normal on Fox & Friends.

That's three halves, no wonder he's so big!

So basically, there's a very strong chance we'll get Bush vs. Clinton and the bumper sticker on my Honda will be relevant again?

Should have gone with [citation needed].

This is just a cheap promotional tie-in with that hot new Dickens novel.

Oh, I hated the Colonel with his wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!" Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!

Another round of Dave Thomas's partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages for the table, my good man.

The sun? Is that what you surface dwellers call the Day-Star?

She looks like more of a Ghostbuster to me.

Did you do the Aida Mollenkamp recipe for the gnocchi? That's a good one, that I sometimes augment with some crushed toasted pecans.

Why wouldn't you dance with the devil, he's affiliated with all the best bands.

The people in Akron, on the other hand, only talk about De-evolution.