He’s going to kill Morbius in the first scene 

Richard Attenborough appeared with the earliest realistic dinosaurs (which still look pretty decent) and now his brother David appears with the latest oh-my-freakin’gawd incredible dinos (in Prehistoric Planet). The Attenborough-Dinosaur circle is complete. May David never die. 

Biosyn? Bio...syn. Well clearly this film’s greatest strength will be subtlety.

velociraptors that can be directed by a laser pointer

“Rumor has it that Spielberg once wanted a Jurassic film to build to scenes involving dinosaurs strapped with rockets, running into battle”

I forget, is it D+ or D- that’s considered “The Gentleman’s F?”

I’m just hoping this movie contains the line, “Somehow, Alan Grant has returned.”

If you haven’t seen Tron: Uprising yet, preparest thou overflowing buckets of popcorn and get thee to a screen. 

They should bring back this:

“I'm not going to pay to see The Flash, this movie theatre only is showing 2 films though, one ticket to— Passion of the Christ?!— fuck!"

Ezra “The Waikiki Stranger” Miller

Are they still waging a one-person war on Hawaii?

It’s the Supergirl preview movie.

That’s a very complicated question, but recent events have shown that you’re giving money to an actor who might vengefully use that money to continue hurting people they have previously hurt. Maybe. But certainly, this isn’t a case of reading a dead author who was racist, or watching a movie with a large cast where…

Just digitally paint him over with Tig Notaro.

If anyone is excited about this movie its because of Michael Keaton not Ezra Miller

The gap between Anya Taylor-Joy and Elle Fanning continues to shrink. Soon we’ll see the rise of an all-powerful Anya Taylor-Fanning.

Kelly Marie Tran is somewhere saying, “Must be nice.”

Funny how Disney didn’t do that shit with John Boyega.

It’s a show not afraid to ask, “How much Stranger can Things get?”