I hope that one of these days Marvel will take these reviews to heart and finally make the quiet, contemplative film everyone is supposed to be asking for but does not want to see

“We should do something,” one capitalist said.

I can’t say I have anything particularly against the guy - I’ve never been a fan of wasting my energy hating things that aren’t actively problematic - but I also really, really don’t get why he’s as big as he is. He’s like this generation’s Shia Lebeouf - like, he’s not wholly without talent, but he keeps getting cast…

When you’re part of the elite .00001% of the people on earth the Beatles are not good enough for, do you get a street named after you?

JFC, it is a famous Simpsons quote, read a book!

Luigi yes because he’s constantly finding the courage to explore dark places with battery powered equipment even when he’s hesitant.

Kotaku turned into a hardcore porn channel so gradually I didn’t even notice

I’m not.

Die young or live long enough to see your heroes devolve into boomer cringe.

Remembering when Billions killed off a minor character by having his own rocket explode.

Once they trot out the show, I bet it has a good run.  

Maybe he’s trying to model himself after his hero Trump? Definitely leaning in that direction. 

“Man, he looks like shit in every picture.”

Went ahead and fixed that for you there.

If AA did before-and-after pictures for success stories, he’d be everyone’s before picture. 

Honestly, I think it would be a pretty cool twist here if instead of fighting Jen as metahumans, Jen was her court-appointed defense council in an upcoming trial.

Seriously, She-Hulk and Moon Knight likely coming back-to-back next year has me ludicrously excited. Added to the fact that it’s looking extremely likely we’re going to get to see Matt Murdock go up against Jen in court in live-action... I’m possibly the most excited for the MCU I’ve ever been!

I was going to say he’s aging well; considering he looked like a greasy, bloated, dissipated cracker-ass back in 1999.

Did he ever not look like shit?

Yes, I want to see her with the Absorbing Man as a supervillain couple. Keep thinking of a line from the Black Bolt series. “We thought about having kids, but then they’d go to school. ‘What does Daddy do?’ ‘He’s a supervillain.’ ‘What does Mummy do?’ ‘She’s a supervillain too.’”

Madame Tussaud’s left their Kid Rock statue in the basement by the heater too long