I saw the headline and though “I’d love it to be Titania, but it can’t possibly be Titania.” I’m pretty happy about this. Will she be dating Absorbing Man? Will Volcana show up?

Man, he looks like shit in that picture.

Uh... Not really. Still two different situations. Neither got fined for dropping out, she got fined for breaking their stupid rule, which Federer didn't do.

Wait... Osaka was fined for skipping the press event and then she dropped out, which she was not fined for.Federer dropped out but never skipped media events, So he wasn’t fined. If she had dropped out before skipping the press, she wouldn’t have been fined either, I assume.

Don’t wanna be cynical, so I’ll just say that’s so cool!

I don’t know if I ever actually heard the song, I’m mostly familiar with Hank Hill singing it on King of the Hill not knowing what it was.

I don’t know anything about boxing and didn’t watch the match and Merryweather isn’t any better than Paul from what I've read. The best result would have been if they both lost.

Well, I'm almost 50, so it really wouldn't matter either way.

I give a total of zero shits about Logan Paul and all I’ve ever read about him is negative, but dude got jacked. He looks good. Not in an “I'm attracted to him” way, just looks good.

Is this article an ad? Really weird that it’s just describing the content of a car commercial.

If there’s no Bova, I riot!

Y’alls what’d go real good with some “water ice?” Some “corn popcorn.” 

Why did they put what appears to be a girl with a broken back on the shoe? Or is she a rare, two-legged centaur? Or maybe related to Donald Trump?

He has ‘80s William Shatner hair. 

It doesn’t appear to include the only feature I’d even consider paying for, which is eliminating promoted tweets from my feed. Dumb.

Super Dodgeball was the shit, I loved that game. 

Unrelated, but I named one of my cats Commander Shepurrd. My other cat is named Peter Purrker.

Cruella isn’t a movie. It’s a series of music videos with gorgeous visuals stitched together with a thin story full of weird digressions to justify the songs used in the soundtrack. It’s more Across the Universe or Mamma Mia but focused on an era rather than a specific band. The not-a-movie is bad, though.

Disagree. Most of the songs are songs I like, but the soundtrack as a whole is awful and groan worthy. Like it was picked by a middle schooler who just discovered music made before they were born and they picked the deepest cuts they could based on their limited knowledge. It’s just a mish mash of songs with titles…

These were all pretty successful books, so you may have already read them all, but here are my recs anyway. My favorite narrator is Adjoa Andoh, and she narrates all of Ann Leckie’s incredible books, (the sci fi Imperial Radch trilogy and the fantasy Raven Tower). Also love Peter Kenny who narrates Andrzej Sapkowski’s…