Has “I hope asteroids destroy the earth” reached “bacon is good” levels of tired internet memery yet?

Oh yeah, so “John Oats has sowed a lot of oates,” right?

Baby on board
something something Burt Ward

I’m the roughest toughest kitty in the land
My name is Mr Pants I’m the kitty cat man
Nobody gonna stop me from havin’ my way
My name is Mr Pants and have a nice day

Yes, because removing the profit from insurance companies and their executives’ exorbitant compensation, and their ability to deny coverage seemingly at will, couldn’t possibly result in lower costs and better outcomes.
I get it, as Americans we’re fed an awful lot of bullshit about how the free market is always more…

“I feel like you’re the boogeywoman of the right, and I’m the boogeywoman of the left,” co-host Meghan McCain said

Same. I loved the first one and have rewatched it many times and I only ever saw Bogus Journey once in the theater. I probably ought to give Bogus Journey another shot.

That would have been really effective in 2004, when Super Size Me came out and had the scene with the McDonald’s food not rotting.

So far the only thing I like about Buttigieg is that he isn’t Bloomberg. So that’s something.

It did, thanks for the permission!

I didn’t say the Fuck Mike Bloomberg part in my reply, but I wanted them to know why I will not support him. If calling him a racist republican billionaire isn’t civil, well, sometimes the truth isn’t civil.

Yes, we must defeat Hitler at any cost! Vote for Mussolini!

I’ve been getting texts from various candidates for a while now and usually I ignore them. But less than an hour ago, I got a text from a Bloomberg supporter asking if they could count on my support and I had to reply. I said there’s no chance I’d support a racist billionaire republican in a democratic primary and…

Got a whale of a tale to tell ya lads,
A whale of a tale or two!
Bout the flappin fish and the girls I’ve loved
On nights like this with the moon above,
A whale of a tale and it’s all true
I swear by my tattoo!

Wait... an organization for marlins decided to advertise with “white lives matter” and “blue lives matter?” It sounds more to me like some right wing troll wanted to find some sham front to use those two anti-BLM phrases and just asked themselves “hmmm, what’s white and blue?” Honestly, it was probably a 50-50 shot…

I’ve seen enough, it’s not for me. I just don’t find it funny or amusing at all. I actively look for reasons to stop watching shows so it’s kind of nice for a show to make it so easy to let it go.

Hideous. Like nursing shoes but uglier.

I’ve never watched it, but the clips they show on the Late Show are cringe, lowest hanging fruit and just not funny.

I thought her top was a purse with the bottom ripped open.

Well that’s fucked up.