Uh... yeah, not many guys want to date a girl they can’t look down on. I’m 6'3 and I don’t really think I’m that tall, but I don’t meet a lot of guys in my day-to-day that are taller. It takes a guy with a certain amount of self-confidence. I dated a guy that was 5'9 for a while but when I was around him, he had a…

I think if I could spend a day watching The Wedding Singer, The Princess Bride, When Harry Met Sally and Shakespeare in Love, I’d consider that a pretty good day. Hey, wait... I’m not working today... today could be a pretty good day!

This is not a pilot program because he has said if it were to be passed, families in needs-based assistance programs would have to choose between those programs and the “freedom dividend.” So they would NOT be getting an additional $1000 per month. Andrew Yang is a libertarian. He doesn’t have policy ideas, he has a…

Was absolutely expecting “Dragon Babies.”

Hard agree, except... she said #loveandlight, so....

Every crime Trump has committed since, oh... let’s say 6 months ago, can and should be blamed entirely on Pelosi. He has found that he can do literally anything and will not be punished. It’s entirely rational to go further and further when it’s proven that there will be no real repercussions other than pointless…

But if you play the recording backward, it’s Yoko saying “I’m going to break up the Beatles.”

You might say he could... RISE FROM HIS GRAVE... error.

What can the president actually do to stop a product from being sold? Wouldn’t there need to be either a law from congress or regulations from an agency to do this? I don’t vape and don’t give a shit either way, but this, like commanding companies to stop doing business with China, is frighteningly outside the powers…

Nobody can make Trump look dumb; he IS dumb and doing nothing leaves him looking dumb. All anyone can do is bend over backwards to try and make him look less dumb.

I bet Donald hates him now. I know he couldn’t have ever loved him.

I’ve had a can of beans for dinner before... the vegetarian ones, though. It’s not great, but it’s not so bad.

I’ll just rewatch Rubicon again instead.

Wait... does Pence honestly think he could run for president? He makes Romney look like fun and spontaneous. He makes mayonnaise look spicy. He has no personality and no charisma. He’s the perfect foil for Trump but there is no way he could generate any support for a presidential run. He is dumb AND boring.

That’s what I do before I leave for a vacation, just take a couple minutes to photograph appliances and taps all turned off. I don’t even think about it after or need to reference the photos, but the act of doing it firmly places the act in my mind to avoid the anxiety.

I already saw this episode of Law & Order... Is this a rerun?

That’s why I just got so tired of Harry Potter... Every time there was a problem, they summoned a demon. Hey, basilisk in the basement, we better summon a demon. I gotta fight a dragon, I’m gonna summon a demon. Sirius is in danger, let’s summon a demon to save him. It was just so predictable that they would solve…

Is that a shopping mall? Is Amazon your ex?

Fortunately even if I fell for it, I’m way too old and they’d never take me.