“promoting the dignity of human life from conception to natural death is one of the very top priorities of President Trump’s administration.”

She left Uncle Jesse for Balki Bartokomous.

If he says it, there are ~38% of Americans that will believe it because they’ll never see any evidence of the protests because they don’t stray from Fox. So as ridiculous as it is, it works. I... I just give up, I think.

Trump supporters, do you get it yet? HE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU. He is happy to fuck your community for his own aggrandizement and blame you for it. But it doesn’t matter, you seem to like it when people treat you badly.

I suspected it was bad when this person no one had ever heard of entered the 2020 race despite every argument for his candidacy being represented better by at least 2 or 3 other candidates

I’ve been thinking about it a bit, and I think the major problem is the lifetime appointment. I think a justice should be appointed for an 8-year term, after which the president can be renominate them and they must be reconfirmed by the senate, they can elect to retire, or the president can choose to nominate a new…

I like walking and running. Walking is uncomfortable for me in high heels, and running is nearly impossible. Hence, I never wear high heels (anymore. I unfortunately bought into the hype when I was younger, but fortunately not long enough to ruin my feet.)

The hard truths are that they are republicans in every way but that they wish really badly that they could help people, instead of reveling in the misery their policies cause as regular republicans do... but they just can’t because it’s not “realistic.” I just can’t figure out how a terrible liar who at least says,…

Could it be that Trump thinks acting like he is sexually attracted to his own daughter is a great cover for the fact that he’s actually super gay?

Opening an impeachment inquiry does not mean initiating impeachment proceedings. As far as current investigations go, Trump is refusing to provide documents, telling his people not to respond to subpoenas... so what are the current investigations good for? They need to open an impeachment inquiry, show they mean…

Mandy Moore - “There is so much magic in these mountains.”
I think magic = human feces.

And wax museums are a thing that still exists because...?

So the answer is let Trump act with impunity? This is about more than politics and electoral outcomes. We have a criminal running this country and if nothing is done to stop him, why would the next president (if we get one) not do the same or worse? I think you are wrong... really, really ethically and morally wrong…

I read that opening an impeachment inquiry is the first step, which does not mean that impeachment would necessarily follow, but it would help the house in its ability to obtain documents that they are waiting for, so I think that’s what needs to happen.

Did it hurt the Republicans in 2000 after they impeached Bill Clinton, and they won the presidency, held onto the house majority (losing 2 seats overall), and split the senate (losing 4 seats) but with Cheney as VP had control? When Clinton was still in the high 60s approval? And Trump has never broken 50%? We gotta…

The best Hitler is the reincarnated soul of Hitler in the season 12 episode of Supernatural called “The One You’ve Been Waiting For.” And here’s why: in an age where American’s are able to walk around calling themselves Nazis without being punched, it portrays Hitler as an insane goofy nutball, just like he deserves.…

Do you mean to tell me that in the long line depicted in that photo, there’s not a single necromancer?

I was just recently in Disney World and waited 20 minutes to ride Expedition Everest at Animal Kingdom with a fast pass, so it's almost like I'm in that photo. Plus, this article doesn't say, so I'm wondering how many of those climbers died from yeti attacks.

Isn’t he also well known for throwing his wife under the bus to cover his own ass?

1) The trophy isn’t actually that big, it’s just his small hands make it appear large in comparison.