I’ma blow your mind... I’ve never used Instagram and while I have a Twitter account that I use to log on with here, I have never tweeted.

Naglfar - Unleash Hell

Isn’t Madam Secretary kind of the modern West Wing? Especially since Elizabeth McCord is going to be running for president? I mean, it’s not written by Aaron Sorkin, but they’re doing the whole competent administration working to do what’s best wish fulfillment thing.

Old Man’s Child - God of Impiety

I don’t have political heroes because everyone will let you down at one point or another. (It’s not a bad thing, just an inevitable consequence of all of us having our own opinions.) But I really like AOC. I don’t know if she, as a freshman congressperson from New York, expected to be getting all this attention but…

That sounds like my nightmare. But if that makes them happy (and they aren’t full of shit), whatever.

They’re probably still a little gun-shy since the Academy Award Winning Suicide Squad.

I immediately thought of this scene from Bojack Horseman with Wanda after having been in a coma for 30 years:

The Notebook didn’t make me cry. I was all set for it, fresh box of tissues at the ready but I just really, really disliked it.

Perhaps instead of a Space Force, we should instead expand the military with a School Force! We could have an entire arm of the military dedicated to patrolling and securing schools in the homeland! Trump, you can have that idea for free.

a member of the Senate’s “new generation of mavericks”

I don’t have any family left.

Wait... the baby isn’t food?

Yesterday I saw The Favourite, which by an large I enjoyed. The score was... interesting. Perhaps it was supposed to set me on edge. And the last scene was completely tonally opposed to the rest of the movie. I suspect that was intentional, I just didn’t really understand it. Perhaps it was just saying “be careful…

So a quick check, that meal is 1070 calories, plus whatever drink you get, so say a Cole, that bumps it to 1270. Hm.

I really look forward to people surfing outside the football game in fucking November. What’s the point of a beach outside a football stadium in Washington DC?

So what if they were a vaping vegan crossfitter?

So are vapers going to be lumped with crossfitters and vegans in their propensity to talk about their “lifestyle?”

Carcass - Corporal Jigsore Quandary - In 1992, I traded a vinyl copy of this album to a dude for a copy of Bad Religion Back to the Known. Necroticism is a great album, but there was nowhere to get a copy of Back to the Known in 1992, before the internet. I think he just wasn’t much of a fan of Bad Religion cuz that…

A stone cold classic. I don’t even care about Christmas, but I like the Muppets, and as hokey as it may be, I like John Denver, so I’ll listen to this album 20 times between now and the end of the year.